Simon is a Numberwang contestant from Southampton. He appeared in season 18 episode 0 and defeated Julie.
- Simon does not have any funny stories to tell.
- Simon is famous for making the infamous blunder of saying "shinty-six" in the imaginary numbers round. This is perhaps the stupidest mistake any contestant has ever made on the show.
- First number: too slow
- First Numberwang: Twentington ("imaginary numbers"; round 2)
- Numberbounce? Probably.
- Score going into WangerNumb: 26, equal to Julie's score of 82.
- First WangerNumb attempt: 44
- WangerNumb? Yes, with 4.